A Bee Is Driving Along The Highway.
A bee is driving along the highway and sees a grasshopper looking for a lift. He pulls over to pick him up. After 100km the car sputters and comes … …
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A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia For A Vacation.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan … …
A Boss Says To His Secretary.
A boss says to his secretary “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements” . The secretary makes call to her husband “my boss and i will … …
An Elderly Woman Hurried To The Pharmacy.
An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside: The elderly woman found an … …
Lisa Bought A Donkey From A Farmer.
Lisa bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry , … …
Little Johnny Got Lost At The Shopping Mall.
Little Johnny got lost at the shopping mall. He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!” The guard asked, “What’s his name?” Little Johnny says … …
Bob’s Wife Sally Called Their Insurance Agent.
After their barn burned down, Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000. “Hold on just … …
An Old Farmer Who Grew Excellent Quality Corn.
There was an old farmer who grew excellent quality corn. Every year he won the award for the best grown corn. One year a news reporter interviewed him and … …
An Old Farmer Decided He Wanted To Go To Town.
An old farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old … …
Three Mice Are Bragging To Each Other In A Bar.
Three mice are bragging to each other in a bar. The first one brags, “I am one badass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the … …