An Old Man Had A Dog.
An old man had a dog he just loved, But the dog had the bad habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His friends told him that if … …
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Johnny Passed His Driving Test.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make … …
Thomas Is 32 Years Old And He Is Still Single.
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good … …
The Pastor Noticed Johnny Staring Up At The Large Plaque.
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing and staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of … …
A Woman Who Lost Her Cat Named “LOVE.”
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be … …
Two Electricians Request An Old Lady To Move A Wire.
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and one of the men yeII to her, “Hey lady, can you move that wire off the … …
A Couple Was Telling Their Vacation.
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t you tell me … …
Sally Was Driving Home.
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip … …
An Elderly Man Told His Wife.
An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said ok. They went to the … …
A Wife Asks Her Husband To Go To The Store.
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, … …