A City Boy Driving Through The Country.
A city boy driving through the country passes a chicken farm and he is doing 55 mph. A chicken runs by and passes him inside of his fenced-in field. … …
Kevin Adams
The Baby Jesus Was Missing.
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus … …
An Old Man Was Sitting In Private Box.
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and … …
An 88-Year-Old Woman Was Able To Give Birth To A Baby.
With all the new technology regarding fertility, An 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently: When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, … …
A Bear Walks Into A Bar.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s … …
The Baby Pigeon Flying A Long Distance.
The baby pigeon complained to his mother before flying a long distance, ‘I can’t make it, I’ll get too tired.’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll tie a piece … …
Johnny Passed His Driving Test.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make … …
A Mother Left Her Baby To Her Husband.
A couple had their first baby. After a week or so the mother thought she could use a break and went shopping leaving the little baby with the proud father. … …
An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.
An Old man wrote a will to his two lazy sons: After my death demolishes this house, you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will … …
A Old Man Walks Into A Pharmacy.
The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located. … …