Three Senior Women Were Sitting And Having A Chat.
Three senior women were sitting in a cosy diner, having a chat. The first woman says, “I feel I’m getting really forgetful lately. This morning, I paused in the … …
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A Horse Farmer Walks Into A Bar.
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says “I have these two horses and I just can’t … …
A Hunter Goes On Safari With His Wife.
A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. In a worried state, she awakens her … …
A Husband Asks His Wife.
A husband asks his wife, “Will you marry after I die?” The wife responds, “No, I will live with my sister.” The wife asks him back, “Will you marry … …
Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church.
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little Johnny. “Why don’t … …
Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies Are Sitting.
Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, “You know Mr. O’Shea, we’ve had great sport together for … …
An Elderly Joe Was A House Keeper.
An elderly Joe was a housekeeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss’s wine bottle and replacing it with water. The boss, Sam, did suspect him but … …
An Elderly Man Walks Into A Bar In London.
An Elderly man walks into a bar in London, orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one … …
A Divine Request for a Fishy Adventure.
One day God calls down to Noah and says: “Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark,” Noah replies. “No probs God, me old … …
An Elephant And A Crocodile Were Swimming.
An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle, When the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks … …