The 90-Year Old Man Lived In A Rest Home.
This ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. … …
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An Old Farmer And His Wife Had A Bunch Of Pigs.
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the … …
A Pig And A Chicken Were Walking By A Church.
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, The pig suggested to the … …
A Father And Little Johnny Went Fishing.
A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He … …
A Man And A Woman Had Been Married.
A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time … …
A Boy Was Cycling With A Basket Of Eggs On It.
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell down and broke. … …
An Old Man, A Boy And A Donkey Were Going To Town.
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed … …
A Small Farm Boy Milking His Cow.
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging toward him. As horrified workers nearby watched, Little Johnny … …
An Old Boy Was Walking Down The Street.
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag … …
A Husband And Wife Came To See A Therapist.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem … …