An Eleven-Year-Old Little Johnny Was Failing Math.
An eleven-year-old Little Johnny was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to … …
An eleven-year-old Little Johnny was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to … …
A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to add some … …
Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so afterward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm around … …
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and … …
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the … …
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent comes up to him and says, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do … …
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid. Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little … …
A man goes to the psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks his patient: “Do you really think that you are a horse?” The patient: “Yes.” The Doctor: “Ok, it will be a long … …
The Queen was riding in an open carriage with the American Ambassador. when one of the horses let out an enormous fart. The Queen turns to the Ambassador and says … …
It was their 50th wedding anniversary and the elderly couple, in their 70’s, decided to relive the honeymoon. When they arrived at the hotel where they had stayed that first … …