Kevin Adams

The wealthy old man looked around the table at his sons and daughters and their spouses gathered for a family reunion. “Not a single grandchild,” he said with a sigh. “Why, I’ll … …

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that … …

A man is caught fishing illegally for lobsters. He has two in his boat when the police approach him. He claims he’s not poaching them and they are his pet … …

A science teacher asked her students “Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be? one boy said, “I would choose gold. Its worth lots of money and … …

Betty and Martin were about to get married. Just before the wedding, they were tragically killed in a car crash. When they arrived at the gates of heaven they explained to St. Peter … …

John was in an accident and his face was badly burned. The doctors couldn’t reconstruct his face with John’s own skin because he was so skinny. But his wife said they could … …

A little old lady went to the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to … …

Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the reply. The doctor rolls … …

A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, “Not until you feed the animals.” The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, “I don’t feel like feeding you … …

Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to asleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a … …