A Veterinarian Surgeon Had A Hell Of A Day.
A veterinarian surgeon had a hell of a day, But when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink … …
A veterinarian surgeon had a hell of a day, But when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink … …
Eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling: Each time a … …
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds … …
A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband’s lack of interest in s*x. She wondered about ways to add some … …
Little Johnny sees His father sitting, reading the paper. He goes up to his father and says “Daddy, where do babies come from?” The father says “I’m busy…go ask your … …
One particular Christmas season a long time ago Santa was ready for his Christmas run… but there were problems. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did … …
A 70-year-old retired Military officer had one hobby – he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.‘ he … …
A huge airplane, full of passengers, had just taken off when a 5 year-old bad behaved boy created havoc with yelling and crying out loud. Despite his mother’s efforts, the … …
It’s about 5 pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, and eating peanuts. As the night goes on they … …
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our doon She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry … …