Kevin Adams

Little Johnny goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I … …

The teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students Little Johnny put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him … …

Two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. … …

A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share … …

Dave’s wife thinks that he is pushing himself too hard, so she takes him to a local strip club for his birthday. The doorman at the club greets them and … …

The two old men Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them; They could only raise the staggering sum of one … …

Jake and Saul are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism … …

A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few … …

Johnny’s teacher has asked him some questions Johnny, what’s 12+12? he said 24 how about that? she said what’s 15+15? he said 30 how about that? she says go stand … …

A Little Johnny walks into a general store, walks up to the owner and asks for a job: The owner says. “you think you’d make a good salesman?” The Little … …