The Little Johnny Was Waiting For His Mother.
Little johnny was waiting for his mother outside the lady’s room of the gas station. As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, “Sonny, can you … …
Kevin Adams
A Bear, A Pig And A Rabbit Are Called Up.
During a shortage of eligible men, a bear, a pig and a rabbit are called up for national service. While waiting for the medical examinations, they all admit they’re terrified … …
A Bunch Of Boys Decide To Go Cow Tipping.
A bunch of boys decide to go cow tipping… They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the closest cow and have … …
An Old Woman Was Furious And Honked Her Horn.
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through … …
A Man Wanted To Take A Dive In A Nearby Lake.
The weather was very hot and a man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all … …
A Freshman Attending A Recent Football Game.
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game,.. … Took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for … …
A Man Woke Up, His Dog Is Laying On The Back.
A man woke up, His dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit’s not bl0ody, just dirty. His neighbor’s kids … …
A Maid Asked The Lady Of The House For A Raise.
A maid asks the lady of the house for a raise. “Why on Earth do you think you deserve that?” the lady asks. Because your husband says I cook better … …
A Teacher And Her Class Learn About Grown-Up Words.
A teacher is teaching her class of kindergarteners how to use grown-up expressions. She points to little Sally and asks, “Sally, what did you do this weekend.” Sally tilted her … …
A Professor And An Old Farmer Are Talking On A Train.
A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it, you give me $5; then … …