Little Johnny’s House Is Packed.
Little Johnny’s house is packed with relatives for Christmas dinner. Grandpa calls 6-year-old Johnny and starts asking about school, girlfriends and other stuff he can think of. After a while, … …
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A Lady Was In A Pet Store.
A lady was in a pet store to buy a parrot. Looking around she noted the prices ranged from $150 to $200. Still wanting to be sure before making any … …
Two Storks Are Sitting In Their Nest.
Two storks are sitting in their nest: A father stork and a young stork. The young stork is crying and Father stork is trying to calm him: “Don’t worry, son, … …
Three Mischievous Old Grannies Were Sitting On A Bench.
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. One of the old ladies called out, saying, “We bet we … …
Three Men Died On Christmas Eve.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. In honor of this holy season, Saint Peter said, you must each possess something … …
Teacher Was Trying To Pass Some Wisdom.
A teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came … …
A Very Old Lady Entered A Crowded Bus.
I was on a very crowded bus and an old woman with a walker gets on. All the other passengers proceed to file on and take up the remaining standing places but … …
Little Johnny Gets Caught Playing Doctor.
Little Johnny gets caught playing doctor with the neighbour girl. Dad doesn’t approve thinking Johnny is on track to knock up a young teen in a few years. “Johnny, you … …
A Woman Went Shopping.
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and … …
Fred Gets Home Late One Night.
Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo,” Fred replied. “A tattoo?” she frowned. … …