An Elderly Lady From A Remote Little Town.
An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby was a very well known golf course. … …
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Two Old People Flirt At A Seniors’ Singles Bar.
Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, “If I took you out for a full night of … …
A Man Was Having An Argument With His Wife.
A man was having an argument with his wife. In the heat of the argument, his wife called him a fool. The husband got angry and said he could not … …
Little Red Riding Hood Walks Through The Forest.
Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace. She says … …
A Husband Requests A Wife.
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, “Wife, we’re going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog.” The wife grimaces, “But I don’t like fishing!” … …
A 65-Year-Old Man Walked Into A Crowded Waiting Room.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’ ‘There’s something wrong with … …
Two Old Guys Were Sitting In The Park.
Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting … …
The Phone Rings In Dr. Stein’s House.
It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.” Dr. Stein takes … …
A Man Is In Court.
A man is in court. The Judges says. “On the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you … …
A Chimpanzee Invented Some Tools To Eat His Dinner.
One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his … …