Johnny’s First Day Of School.
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, The teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he doesn’t know. So his teacher told him to go home and find … …
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A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Whiskey
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. When the barman serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink … …
A Man And His Wife Are Discussing About Their Son
A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up. “I have an idea!” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, … …
Can you solve this tricky matches puzzle?
Tricky matches challenge Here comes the puzzle. As we can see in the picture below, there are three matches. The challenge: transform them into six – without breaking any of … …
Little Johnny Asked His Teacher A Questions
Little Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Little Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher: You can’t it’s too big. Little … …
A School Hired A New Spanish Teacher.
A school hired a new Spanish teacher fresh out of college. On the teacher’s first day, the principal decides to sit in her class to observe. He sits down next … …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re … …
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Whiskey.
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The barkeep says “That’ll be 2 pence” “2 pence!?” said the man. “That’s cheap! Do you sell food?” “Yep” , … …
Mr. And Mrs. Johnson Had Been Happily Married For Decades, But…
Mr. and Mrs. Johnson had been happily married for decades, but there was one thing that bothered Mr. Johnson. They had five sons named Al, Ben, Carl, Dan, and Edgar. … …
A Little Girl Says To Her Mother
A little girl says to her mother, “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”. “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they … …