A School Hired A New Teacher.
A school hired a new Spanish teacher fresh out of college. On the teacher’s first day, the principal decides to sit in her class to observe. He sits down next … …
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These Two Little Boys Were Chatting At The Zoo.
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What’s yours?”, asked the first boy. Tommy”, replied the … …
Johnny’s Mom Driving Her Car On The Highway.
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with the traffic but they were flying by … …
A Farmer Was Taking His Donkeys.
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip. Since he had only … …
A Farmer Had A Problem With Foxes Stealing His Chickens.
A farmer had a problem with foxes stealing his chickens, so he decided to get a guard dog. He went to the pet shop and asked for a fierce dog … …
An Old Man’s Breakfast Adventure.
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now” So … …
Two Crocodiles Were Sitting.
Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the river Thames in London……… The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be … …
The Pastor Found A Pink Envelope
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, The pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000.? It happened again the next week.? The … …
A Man Finds A Wallet With $700 In It.
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a … …
Paddy And Mick Were Both Laid Off.
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office: When asked about his occupation, Paddy answered, “Knicker Stitcher, i sew da elastic onto ladies’ knickers … …