Johnny’s Dad Is Called Into The Headmaster’s Office. –
Little Johnny’s dad is called into the headmaster’s office for his son’s misbehaviour. He arrives 10 minutes late. “Sorry I’m late Mrs Deeny, I forgot to polish some nobs … …
Kevin Adams
A Couple Was Celebrating Their Wedding. –
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid … …
A Mexican Woodpecker And A Canadian Woodpecker Were In Mexico. –
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker … …
A Bird Was Flying South. –
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying … …
An Old Man Visited A Barbershop. –
An old man visited a barbershop for a shave. He asked the barber: “ Please observe my face closely, you would see that I have hollow cheeks”. He replied: … …
An Elderly Women Are Talking About Their Troubles. –
Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said Ruth, the 60-year-old, “You always feel like you have to pee. And most … …
20 Dad Jokes That Your Father Needs To Know Right Away
If you were to talk about your favorite type of joke, what would it be? Some people like jokes that are on the cutting edge and others may enjoy jokes … …
Old Man Responds Perfectly When A Young Child Embarrasses His Mother
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between … …
How To Cure Snoring
A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to … …
A Guy Finds His Dog With The Neighbors Pet Rabbit In Its Mouth.
A guy finds his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house. … …