A Husband And Wife Are Sitting Quietly In Bed. –
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question… WIFE: “What would you do if I died? … …
Kevin Adams
Johnny And His Grandmother Were Shopping. –
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had to stop in … …
Can You Solve This Math Puzzle?
Can You Solve This Math Puzzle? When I Was 4 Years Old My Brother Was Half Of My Age. Now I’m 18, How Old Is My Brother? This puzzle might … …
A Man Replies To A Letter From The Department Of Environmental Quality With The Perfect Note Of His Own
A man was sent a letter by the Department of Environmental Quality regarding a pond on land that he owned. The letter he sent back in response is one … …
A Couple Was Invited To A Swanky Costume Party. –
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The missus got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted … …
Johnny Hears The Word Wh0rehouse In School. –
A little Johnny hears the word wh0rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies, “Well, uh… you go there to…have … …
A Farmer Decided To Tell His Son. –
A farmer decides its time to tell his son how he breeds the animals. He explains about the cows and the bull, the mares and the stallion and the … …
A Guy Finds His Dog With The Neighbour’s Pet. –
A guy finds his dog with the neighbour’s pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the … …
The Old Man Walks Into A Bar. –
The old man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer. The bartender serves his beer then asks him, “So what do you do?” The old … …
There Was This Loving Grandfather. –
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old Little … …