A Couple Was Relating Their Vacation Experiences.
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t you tell me … …
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An Elderly Couple Walk Into A Fast Food Restaurant.
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully … …
Two Elderly Couples Were Having Dinner.
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college course you recently … …
The Buffaloes Were Running Amok.
The Buffaloes were running amok. Elephant asked– “Why are you’ll running?” Buffalo: “They are arresting all cows.” Elephant: “But you’ll are not COWS.” Buffalo: “It will take atleast few … …
An Elephant Drinking From A Stream Spots.
An elephant drinking from a stream spots a tortoise lounging on the shore. He grabs it with his trunk and flings it into the jungle. A passing zebra asks, … …
A Husband Visited A Marriage Counselor.
A Husband Visited A Marriage Counselor. And Said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute … …
Johnny Was Late For School.
Little Johnny was late for school. The teacher asked him why, and Little Johnny explained it was because he met a man who had lost his wallet on the … …
An Old Man Is 85 And Take His Wife Everywhere.
An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking away, he responded, … …
An Old Man Notices That His Wife Is Having Trouble Hearing.
An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing. He tries telling her to go for a hearing test, but she won’t hear of it. He decides … …
Two Giraffes Enter A Bar.
After a while, one of the giraffes falls off his chair and passes out on the floor. The bartender looks at the other giraffe and says: ” hey! You … …