Johnny’s First Day Of School.
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, The teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he doesn’t know. So his teacher told him to go home and find … …
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, The teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he doesn’t know. So his teacher told him to go home and find … …
Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight … …
My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He … …
A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. When the barman serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink … …
A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor: “Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad.” Gushed son … …
The teacher wants her students to express their love to their mothers, so she asks them to create a sentence with the phrase “There is only one mom”. Some innocent … …
Here’s a good one! A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently … …
A Lady Was Walking Down The Street. What Follows Next Will Blow Your Mind. A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a … …
We don’t know who wrote this one originally but this joke is a real belly-buster. TOO FUNNY! A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet … …
A little 80-year-old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker’s door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with … …