A Jumbo Jet Is Just Coming Into The Toronto Airport.
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent … …
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An Old Guy Was At A Bar.
An old guy was at a bar and needed to fart. He controlled himself for almost half an hour and couldn’t leave the bar because he didn’t want to … …
Two Elderly Women Were Sitting Together.
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, These … …
An Another Football Game With The Animals.
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, … …
Dude Was Walking Around The City.
Dude is walking around the city. As he passes a particular corner, he notices a gentleman leaning against the building, snapping his fingers. Curious, our hero approaches the snapping man, … …
A Teacher Is Teaching Third Graders.
A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa . Teacher: Name some big animals in Africa . Kevin: ELEPHANT. Teacher: Very … …
An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar.
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the question of … …
An Elderly Couple Was Celebrating Their 16th Anniversary.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they … …
An Elderly Woman Received A Friend Request.
Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive guy, about 19-20 years old: I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be … …
A Man Was In Hurry To Catch A Train.
A man was in hurry to catch a train in time. So he asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field … …