This Is Why You Should Never Leave The House Without Underwear
Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to the shopping centre … …
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A Government Man Approaches A Pig Farmer
A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer answers: “Oh, the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying … …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100.
What Follows Next Is Mind Blowing. An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the … …
Johnny Is Walking A Sheep. What Follows Next Will Make You Go ROFL.
Lil Johnny is walking a sheep through the town. The Mayor stops and asks Lil Johnny what he is doing. “Silly Billy has a boy sheep and I’m taking our … …
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter Of A Pawn Shop.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think … …
An Old Lady Went To Buy Cat Food.
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell this to you without … …
An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter Of A Pawn Shop.
An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop holding an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think … …
A Man Was Really Stressed And His Wife Put Her Foot Down And…
A man was really stressed and his wife put her foot down and finally made him do something about it. She told him he needed to buy a pet because … …
A Man Sat In The Pub.
A man sat in the pub. He had been there all day from 3 onwards. As sunset was approaching he was still there. Midnight was closing time so the bartender … …
Burt And Molly Who Were In Their 70’S Were Lying In Bed One Night.
Burt and Molly who were in their 70’s were lying in bed one night. Burt was falling asleep but Molly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She … …