A Married Couple Celebrated Their 25th Marriage Anniversary. –
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of … …
Kevin Adams
Little Johnny With His Aunt Went To A Zoo. –
One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long er*cted pen!s more than 20 inches … …
A Man Who Lived In Alaska. –
A man who lived in Alaska put trousers on his mule cause of the freezing winter snow and cold! One day he was walking with his mule through a … …
A Horse Farmer Walks Into A Bar. –
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says “I have these two horses and I just can’t … …
An Old Preacher Who Wanted To Rent A House. –
There was an old preacher who wanted to rent a house in the country. The only house available was rumoured to be haunted. Since the preacher didn’t believe in … …
A Married Couple Were Walking Through A Garden. –
A married couple were walking through a garden when suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them.. The husband lifted his wife to let … …
Johnny And Susie Are Playing In A Sandbox. –
A little Johnny and Susie are playing in a sandbox. The little Johnny has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always … …
A Woman Brought A Very Limp Duck. –
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the … …
A Monkey Who Was Travelling In The Plane Was Left Alive. –
Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately, the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and … …
An Elderly Couple Was Just Settled Down For Bed. –
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. Then they heard voices. … …