A Baby Turtle Was Standing At The Bottom Of A Tree.
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high … …
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A Turtle Was Walking Down An Alley.
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York. He was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate. They asked the turtle if … …
The Pastor Noticed Little Johnny Standing In The Foyer.
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American … …
Husband Found His Wife’s Old School Report Card.
Husband found his wife’s old school report card and He is SHOCKED!! The comment written…. His Wife is ……. “Most Obedient And Soft Spoken Student” If you liked this, … …
A Little Old Lady Sold Pretzels On A Street Corner.
A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for twenty-five cents each. Every day a young lawyer would leave his office building at lunchtime, and as he … …
A 60 Year Old Billionaire Goes To The Bar.
A 60 year old billionaire goes to the bar with his gorgeous 25 years old wife. Bartender : How did she marry you? Old man : I lied about … …
A Cow, An Ant And An Old Fart Are Debating.
A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk … …
An Accountant Is In A Car Travelling.
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You re pretty good … …
A Family Is Driving In Their Car.
A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets … …
A Kindergarten Teacher Handed Out A Coloring Page.
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color … …