A Farmer Was Taking Three Of His Donkeys For Sale. –
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip. Since he had … …
Kevin Adams
Two Couples Were Playing Poker One Evening. –
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob’s … …
L.Johnny Was Riding His New Christmas Bike. –
Little Johnny was riding his new Christmas bike when he rode past Little Susie, who was jumping rope. Little Johnny said, “You want to go for a ride on … …
John And Gail Decided To Go Ahead And Get Married. –
After years of dating. John and Gail decided to go ahead and get married. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for … …
A Little Johnny Blows Up His Balloon. –
A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to … …
Two Tall Trees, A Birch, And Beech Are Growing. –
Two tall trees, a birch, and beech are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that … …
Three Mosquitoes Were Hanging Out On A Tree. –
Three Mosquitoes named Mike, John and Chuck were hanging out on a tree, checking out the fine female lightning bugs flying by. They were talking about who could s**** … …
Four Retired Old Men Are Walking Down A treet. –
Four retired old men are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer’s Bar – all drinks 10 cents! … …
An Old Man Is Walking Along The Street. –
An old man is walking along the street one morning, feeling hungry. He sees a sign in the window of a restaurant that says, “Try our Exotic Breakfast now” … …
The Teacher Was Teaching Her Class. –
The teacher was teaching her class economics and the value of money. She gave her class a homework assignment to make some money over the weekend, and then on … …