Johnny Is Walking A Sheep. –
Lil Johnny is walking a sheep through the town. The Mayor stops and asks Lil Johnny what he is doing. “Silly Billy has a boy sheep and I’m taking … …
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Paddy And Mick Were Having A Few Beers. –
Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, … …
Bubba & Earl The Two Elderly Friends. –
Bubba & Earl the two elderly friends were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five … …
The Teacher Looks Over To Little Johnny. –
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She walks over to him and says, Johnny what … …
A Man Is At Work On The Day Of His Marriage Anniversary. –
A man is at work on the day of his marriage anniversary… However, on the same day, his incredibly hot secretary confesses her feelings and offers to have s** … …
A Farmer Joe Was Watering His Farm A Chicken Came Along. –
One day farmer joe was watering his farm a chicken came along and said “How are you farmer joe” The farmer said “I’m very good, do you want to … …
A Tourist Capsized Boat. –
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an … …
An Old Woman Was Furious And Honked Her Horn. –
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating … …
A Vacuum Salesman Appeared At The Door. –
A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, Without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag … …
John Was A Salesman’s Delight. –
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One … …