Kevin Adams

A little Johnny and Susie are playing in a sandbox. The little Johnny has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always Be … …

A teacher was testing children in her Sunday School Class, to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, ” If I sold my house … …

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous, as one of them … …

A lawyer runs a stop sign in Dublin and, quite rightly, gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than that Irish policeman because he … …

A 70-year-old retired Military officer had one hobby – he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.‘ he … …

A rabbit is hopping through the woods when he comes upon a giraffe who is about to smoke some weed. The rabbit looks up at the giraffe and says, “Giraffe, … …

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 … …

An elderly lady calls her neighbour and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her neighbour asks, … …

An old man was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the old man. “I’ve always been … …