Kevin Adams 
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they … …
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!” Next … …
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede … …
A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says: All you have to remember with this … …
“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when … …
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. I’m … …
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his … …
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and … …
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with … …
A man walks past an elderly beggar every day and gives him $10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $ 7.50 “Well,” … …