It Was Saturday Evening In The Nursing Home.
It was Saturday evening in the nursing home: An old man, who was feeling rather frisky, looked over and said to the old lady sitting next to him. “I know … …
Kevin Adams
An Elderly Physician, Doctor Geezer, Became Very Bored. –
An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr Geezer’s clinic: Get … …
A Magician Is Hired To Perform On A Luxury Cruise Liner. –
A magician is hired to perform on a luxury cruise liner. One day when performing a show, he hears a voice from the crowd saying “It’s a trick! The … …
Wife Served Breakfast To Husband. –
The wife served breakfast to Husband. Along with that, she gave a tablet also and said: ” Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband : ” Why? I don’t have … …
Johnny Goes To A Big “Everything Under One Roof” –
Little Johnny goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. … …
A Man Enters A Pet Shop. –
A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. … …
A Lion Was On A Date With A Lioness. –
A lion was on a date with a lioness he was chasing after for months and finally got his chance to take her out to a picnic. While they … …
The Doctor Said To The Elderly Man. –
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me … …
A Man Came Home From Work. –
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around … …
Johnny Once Bought His Granny A Very Fine Toilet Brush. –
Little Johnny once bought his Granny a very fine toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn’t a sign … …