Three House Pets- A Golden Retriever, A Parakeet, And A Cat. –
Three house pets- a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat– all die and go to heaven. As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal … …
Kevin Adams
A Llama Was Grazing In A Field. –
A llama was grazing in a field one day when another llama came over. “Hello,” said the first llama. “Whatcha doing?” asked the second llama. “Oh, you know, eating … …
A Young Boy Was Caught Fishing By A Game Warden. –
A boy Name Little Johnny with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game warden. The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing … …
John and Mary Went For Dinner In A Very Fancy Restaurant. –
John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, noticed that John was ever so … …
Two Elderly Ladies, Maxine And Gilda, Had Been Friends For Many Decades. –
Two elderly ladies, Maxine and Gilda, had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, with their declining physical … …
Every pain gives a lesson
Every pain gives a lesson and every lesson changes a person. We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The … …
A Post Office Worker At The Main Sorting Office. –
A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, … …
I don’t like your lies
I’m sorry if you don’t like my honesty, but to be fair, I don’t like your lies. “Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don’t expect it from cheap people.” Warren … …
The Queen Was Overjoyed To Receive A New Royal Pet. –
The Queen was overjoyed to receive a new royal pet, a tiny Siamese kitten. But one day, the kitten simply disappeared and servants searching high and low could not … …
Never destroy your Inner Peace
When someone is mean, don’t listen. When someone is rude, walk away. When someone tries to put you down, stay firm. Don’t let someone else’s bad behaviour destroy your inner … …