To my beautiful Son
My love for you is like an invisible elastic band. No matter how far you go, we are connected.I love you stronger than iron and softer than feathers. My … …
Kevin Adams
A Tractor Salesman Shows Up At Joe’s Farm. –
The salesman approaches the farmer and says, “Good day to you sir! I’d like to tell you about our top-of-the-line tractor. You will not find a better tractor than … …
A Young Man Buys A Chicken Farm. –
A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country. He doesn’t know much about chickens, So he decides to go consult with some of the locals. He … …
A Couple Were On Their Honeymoon. –
A couple were on their honeymoon: Lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband: “I have a confession to make, … …
Johnny Was Playing In His Room. –
Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked a confused Little … …
Boy Kept Nagging His Grandpa About The Unclean Plates. –
John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John’s grandfather prepared breakfast … …
A Middle-Aged Woman Seemed Sheepish. –
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. “Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you’ve been seeing me for years. There’s nothing you can’t tell me.” “This one’s … …
Johnny, A City Boy, Goes To Visit His Grandpa. –
Little Johnny, a city boy, goes to visit his grandpa on the farm. On his first day there, he goes to his grandfather: “Oy, gramps, your bull is f*cking … …
Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom. –
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out! He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal … …
A letter to my child
My Child, You are so precious to me, and I will be your mother, no matter what your age. We will celebrate, have our misunderstandings, but never doubt my … …