Kevin Adams

  There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. “You gotta help me find my parrot!” The … …

  Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, … …

  A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favorite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them … …

  An elderly lady decided to celebrate her 70th birthday by spending the night in an expensive hotel. When she left the next morning, the receptionist gave her a $250.00 … …

  “Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for my grandson’s third birthday. I’m … …

  A talking parrot walks into a shop and asks: “Do you have peanuts?”. The shop owner replies “No, we don’t” and the parrot walks out. The following morning, the … …

  A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He … …

  A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd gathered by the … …

  A wife was frying some eggs one morning when suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. He shouted, “Careful, Careful! Put some more butter in! Oh my GOD! You’re … …

  The teacher addresses a student and asks: “How many kidneys do we have?” Four!”, The backbencher student responds. “Four? Haha,” The teacher was one of those who took pleasure … …