An Elderly Spinster Called The Lawyer’s Office. –
An elderly spinster called the lawyer’s office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an … …
Kevin Adams
An American Soldier Was Going Back To London From The Front. –
After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London from the front. He was on a very crowded train and was looking for a seat, but … …
Susan Went To Her Grandparents. –
Susan Went To Her Grandparents’ House. On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Susan went straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and … …
Four Men Were Bragging About How Smart Their Cats Are. –
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the … …
An Old Miner Travelling Through The Desert. –
Once upon a time, there was an old miner who was travelling through the desert with his trusty mule of many years. All of a sudden, the mule fell … …
A Woman Walks Into A Welfare Office, Trailed By 15 Kids. –
A woman walks into a welfare office, trailed by 15 kids: “Wow.” The social worker exclaims. “Are they all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine.” The flustered mother sighs, … …
Which Human Body Part Increases. –
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Johnny stood up … …
Three Old Ladies Are Sitting Around A Table Playing Bridge. –
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have a son like … …
Every Mothers Dream.
“A mother’s arms are more comforting than anyone else’s.” – Princess Diana “Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy.” – Tina Fey “When you are … …
The 92-Year-Old, Petite, Well-Poised And Proud Lady. –
The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o’clock, with her hair fashionably coiffed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is … …