Behind every strong, independent woman
Behind every strong, independent woman lies a broken little girl who had to learn how to get back up and not depend on anyone. A strong woman is someone who … …
Kevin Adams
A Drunk Staggers Into A Dinner. –
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey, Gus, do we … …
Just be Thankful
BREAKING NEWS: God has deleted your name from any serious diseases and poverty. Now just be THANKFUL! Breaking News: Tomorrow morning God is about to drop you a miracle that … …
A Little Bird Fell Out Of The Nest. –
A little bird fell out of the nest and went to explore the surrounding world. Soon he meets a large, hairy animal and asks: “Hello, I’m a little bird. … …
Johnny Was Sitting On His Backyard Swing Set . –
Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of his sixth-grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell some jokes to each other. Little Susie … …
Johnny Asks His Father For A $200 Bicycle. –
Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny’s father says, “We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won’t … …
Paddy Got Married. –
It was high time that Paddy got married. So, his parents called a marriage broker in Dublin and ask him to find a good wife for their son: The … …
The Teacher Was Discussing Insects In Her Biology Class. –
The science teacher was discussing insects in her biology class for the kids. She said, “moths always fly with their legs apart. Can anybody tell me why?” Many of … …
The Dog Could Hardly Hear. –
The lady found out that the Dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, So she took it to the Veterinarian. The Vet found that the problem was Hair in the … …
Two Young Brothers Were Spending The Night At Their Grandparents’ Home. –
Two young brothers were spending the night at their grandparents’ home. When it was time for bed, the two boys knelt down and began to say some prayers. Suddenly, … …