A Lady Walked Into A Pet Shop. –
A lady walked into a pet shop demanding a parrot. The owner: “We have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself” “I think … …
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Cinderella Was Now 75 Years Old. –
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her … …
Little Johnny Was Awoken In The Middle Of The Night. –
A small boy Little Johnny was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parent’s room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their … …
The Groom Approached Pastor Johnny. –
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached Pastor Little Johnny with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to … …
A Farmer Had Some Puppies. –
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of … …
A Frog Is Born Mute So He Can’t Make Any Noises. –
A frog is born mute so he can’t make any noises that a frog typically makes because, well, he can’t make any noises at all. So naturally, it’s very … …
Johnny Stopped By The Corner Grocery Store. –
Little Johnny stopped by the corner grocery store and read his list to the clerk: “10 pounds of sugar at $1.25 a pound; 4 pounds of coffee at $1.50 … …
On The Golf Course With His Wife, The Husband Says. –
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.” His … …
A mother’s dream is to see her children grow to be happy and successful.
A mother’s dream is to see her children grow to be happy and successful.
My Daughter filled my world with happiness
Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty. “My daughter, You’ve blessed my life greatly. I’m so glad we’re friends. . . The time we have together is … …