A Middle-Aged Male Professor Receives A Knock On The Door. –
A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an … …
Kevin Adams
A Young Fellow Ran Into An Old Man. –
A young fellow ran into an old man who was carrying a bag: “What’s in the bag?” The youngster asked. “magic apples.” The old man replied. “Prove it.” Said … …
Paddy Is On “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ” –
Paddy is on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ” and he is doing rather well. He is at the final question for a million pounds with Chris Tarrant … …
A Couple Was Invited To A Halloween Party. –
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted … …
A Mother Was Concerned About Her Kindergarten Son. –
A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he … …
A Daughter E-Mailed Her Father. –
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time………. Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing. … …
Two Guys Are Walking In The Woods. –
Two guys are walking in the woods when a wolf attacks them. They suffer a few bites, but they get patched up and go about their lives. The next … …
An Elderly Man Named Mr Lambert Was Going To Bed. –
An elderly man named Mr Lambert was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. So he went and opened … …
A Couple Bought A Squirrel Pet. –
A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet. Later that night a thief broke into their … …
A Bird Fell Out Of The Nest. –
A little bird fell out of the nest and went to explore the surrounding world. Soon he meets a large, hairy animal and asks: “Hello, I’m a little bird. … …