A Man In A Suit Approaches A Young Lady. –
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. … …
Kevin Adams
A Man Hated His Wife’s Cat. –
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the … …
Fred And Mary Got Married. –
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little … …
A Housewife Takes A Lover During The Day. –
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, … …
A Duck Walks Into A Pub And Orders A Pint Of Beer. –
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” “Yep,” … …
An Old Couple In There 80’s. –
A little old couple in there eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we can still … …
An Elderly Lady From A Remote Little Town. –
An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia’s most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece and husband. Nearby was a very well known golf … …
An Old Man Finds A C0ndom. –
An old man finds a c0ndom in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is. “It’s a c0ndom,” replies the grandson, sheepishly. “What do you use it for?” asks … …
A Leading Professor Giving A Lecture. –
A leading professor of s*xual behaviour is giving a lecture to his students, Explaining that people’s overall disposition is directly related to the number of times they have s*x. … …
A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog. –
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You sure you got … …