The Teacher Asked The Class To Use The Word “Fascinate” In A Sentence. –
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we … …
Kevin Adams
Bob Forgot His Wedding Anniversary. –
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that … …
An Old Man Was Eating In A Truck Stop. –
An old man was eating at a truck stop when three bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s … …
A Cat Went To Heaven And Gets More Then She Expected. –
A cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the gates and said, You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours … …
An Adventurer Was Out In The Jungle. –
An adventurer was out in the jungle when he came upon Tarzan. He was painting white stripes on black zebras and black stripes on white zebras. Although curious, the … …
A Daughter Reached Her 18th Birthday. –
A divorced man was delighted when his daughter reached her 18th birthday. Because it would be his final child support payment. Month after month, year after year he had … …
Johnny Awoke One Night. –
Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises from his parent’s bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked. He said”Dad what are … …
An Elderly Woman Was Walking Along The Beach. –
An elderly woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed … …
A Stingy Old Lawyer Who Had Been Diagnosed With A Terminal Illness. –
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove the saying about money, “you can’t take it with you”, wrong: After much … …
Abe And Esther Are Flying To Australia. –
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I … …