Texan Is Celebrating A Birth Of His Son. –
A Texan buys a round of drinks for the entire bar, announcing that his wife has just gave birth to their first child “a typical Texas” baby boy weighing … …
Kevin Adams
An Old Couple Celebrating Their Wedding Anniversary. –
William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed … …
An Elderly Man Fancied Himself Quite A Ladies Man. –
An elderly man Daniel fancied himself quite a ladies man, So when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island … …
Two Rather Old Retired Racehorses Are In A Bar. –
Two rather old retired racehorses are in a bar getting totally drunk. After about two hours the first racehorse says “You know…. when I was a young racehorse…from one … …
A Mexican Woodpecker And A Canadian Woodpecker Were In Mexico. –
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker … …
A Frustrated Housewife Bought A Panties. –
A frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life. After cooking his favourite meal … …
Johnny Was Scratching Down. –
One day in class the teacher looks over to little Johnny and sees him scratching his downstairs under the table, She walks over to him and says, Johnny what … …
An Old Man Was Walking Through The French Countryside. –
An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting … …
The Lion Wakes Up In The Jungle And Finds That A Tool Is Missing. –
One Day the lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to an elephant and asks, “Have you seen my tool?” Elephant … …
As A Couple Gets Into Bed. –
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, … …