A Middle-Aged Woman Had A Heart Attack.
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my … …
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A Herd Of Cows And Two Bulls Are Eating Grass.
A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the … …
An Engineer Saw A Bull Pulling A Cart.
Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart. He was very surprised to see this scene and without … …
An Elderly Couple Walked By Holding Hands.
An elderly couple walked by me holding hands and as they did, I told the gentleman to have her home by 10, with a smile and a wink… The … …
Two Guys Are Walking Through The Woods.
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. “Wow…that looks deep.” “Sure does… toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep … …
Little Johnny Was Practicing The Violin.
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den: The family dog was lying in the den, and … …
Little Johnny Was Graduate From High School.
He was asked to give a speech to his fellow graduating classmates. To avoid getting off track or saying something inappropriate, as he was known for, he had index … …
A Group Of Americans Was Travelling.
A group of Americans was travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, … …
A Man Was Complaining To The Old Lady.
An old lady, a difficult independent, use to sit on a bench in a park to feed the pigeons. One day, she brought with her a whole bun of … …
A Frog Goes Into A Bank.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a … …