Two Guys Are Walking Down A Street.
Two guys are walking down a street and see an old man in front of them. He walks in such a weird manner that is almost similar to a duck. … …
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When Teacher Questioned Little Johnny’s Drawing.
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to one little boy who … …
A Couple Just Got Married.
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his … …
An Avid Duck Hunter Was In The Market.
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a … …
A Circus Owner Walked Into A Bar.
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing … …
A Man Goes To The Movie Theatre With His Duck.
A man goes to the movie theatre with his duck. The ticket agent looks at the man and then at the duck, which is on a leash. The ticket agent … …
The Lawyer Went Duck Hunting In Rural Texas.
In a big-city, California, the lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of … …
A Little 10-Year-Old Girl Was Walking Home.
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her: After following along for a while, … …
Johnny Was At School.
Little Johnny was at school one day, his teacher made a conversation about work careers: Little Johnny said. My dad’s a magician and a very good one at that.” His … …
Two Guys Are Walking Through The Woods.
Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow! That looks deep.” The … …