John Brought His New Work Colleague.
John brought his new work colleague, Robert, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. … …
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A Man Walks Into His House.
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the pig I’ve been fking’.” … …
A Man And Woman Were Having Marriage Problems.
A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple … …
A 15 Year Old Little Johnny Comes Home.
A 15 year old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?” He calmly told them, “I … …
Johnny Was With His Mom.
Little Johnny was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by … …
Nasa Was Experimenting With Different Animals.
Nasa was experimenting with different animals in space. Monkeys were an obvious choice, but they had no patience. Mice chewed all the cables, dogs were too stupid and chickens … …
An Old Husband And Wife Went To Breakfast.
An 82-year-old husband and 80-year wife went to breakfast at a restaurant, Where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. ‘Sounds good,’ the … …
Two Snakes Ponder Their Identity.
Two snakes were talking. The first one said “Sidney, are we the type of snakes that wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are … …
A Wife Asks Her Programmer Husband.
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, … …
An Old Man Was On The Operating Table.
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and….. he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was … …