An 80 Year Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop.
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you … …
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you … …
An old granny and her granddaughter are chatting about grandpa -Did you love him, grandma? -Oh yes, I loved him so much. He was all my life, even though he … …
Little Johnny’s first-grade class was playing “Name That Animal.” The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?” “A cat!” said Suzy. “Good job. … …
Granny went to the bank to deposit her $1M She was greeted by the Bank Manager. Manager: “Good morning, ma’am! That’s quite a fortune. May I ask where did it … …
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, “Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpa? Grandpa (being in a kind … …
A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favourite of humans. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after … …
A lion and his wife lived in a cave, and every day there was this fox who would come sit in front of the cave and start making fun of … …
A man is drunk at a bar After finally deciding to go home to his wife, he promptly vomits all over his shirt. He becomes worried his wife will be … …
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her son got 90 in … …
A man comes back home from work. Sits down in his favourite chair, turns on the TV and says to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.” … …