An 80 Year Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop.
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok where would you … …
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An Old Granny And Her Grand Daughter Are Chatting.
An old granny and her granddaughter are chatting about grandpa -Did you love him, grandma? -Oh yes, I loved him so much. He was all my life, even though he … …
Johnny’s First Grade Class Was Playing “Name That Animal.”
Little Johnny’s first-grade class was playing “Name That Animal.” The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, “What animal is this?” “A cat!” said Suzy. “Good job. … …
Granny Went To The Bank To Deposit Her $1M.
Granny went to the bank to deposit her $1M She was greeted by the Bank Manager. Manager: “Good morning, ma’am! That’s quite a fortune. May I ask where did it … …
Three Little Boys Visiting Their Grandparents.
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, “Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpa? Grandpa (being in a kind … …
A Dog And A Cat Were Having An Argument.
A dog and a cat were having an argument about who is the favourite of humans. The dog says, “Humans like us more. They even named a tooth (canine) after … …
A Lion And His Wife Lived In A Cave.
A lion and his wife lived in a cave, and every day there was this fox who would come sit in front of the cave and start making fun of … …
A Man Is Drunk At A Bar.
A man is drunk at a bar After finally deciding to go home to his wife, he promptly vomits all over his shirt. He becomes worried his wife will be … …
Johnny Brought Home His History Test.
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her son got 90 in … …
A Man Comes Back Home From Work.
A man comes back home from work. Sits down in his favourite chair, turns on the TV and says to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.” … …