Kevin Adams

Lil’ Johnny And Lil’ Suzie were walking home from school one day. As they walked along, they saw two dogs knotted up alongside the road, going at it like rabbits. … …

A dog and a rabbit are in a bar having a few drinks, When a drunk decides that he doesn’t like their kind patronizing his establishment. He goes over and … …

The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining … …

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the … …

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, “I have one of these and you don’t.” The little girl starts crying and … …

An elderly husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know love,” she … …

An elderly man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in a window. He went up to the owner & said, “I-I-I w-w-wanna-t the j-joooob-b.” “I don’t know … …

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year-old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumour had it that he was marrying … …

Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. He would shout all kinds of obscenities, always … …

A llama was grazing in a field one day when another llama came over. “Hello,” said the first llama. “Whatcha doing?” asked the second llama. “Oh, you know, eating some … …