An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.
An old man is selling watermelons… His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 … …
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A Scottish Farmer Is Sitting On His Front Porch.
A Scottish farmer is sitting on his front porch one day, resting after finishing his tasks with his dog at his feet. A man in a suit approaches the … …
An Old Shepherd Lost His Favourite Bible.
A devout old shepherd lost his favorite Bible while he was out looking for a wayward lamb. Three weeks later, a sheep walked up to him carrying the Bible … …
A Wife Asked A Question To Her Husband.
Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: Yes Wife: Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife: Am I looking fat? Husband: No Wife: Liar Wife: Am I … …
Johnny Was Waiting For His Mother.
Little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell … …
Two Elderly, Excited Southern Women Were Sitting.
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, These … …
An Old Lady Tells Preacher.
The preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies.” He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He then repeated his … …
Two Women Were Out For A Saturday Stroll.
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said … …
This Man That His Dog Can Talk.
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs can’t talk, pal. … …
A Pigeon, A Snake, And A Bear Are Debating.
A pigeon, a snake, and a bear are debating “See that family over there,” the pigeon says, looking at a happy family at a park, “I can go over … …