A Young Man Climbs A Mountain.
A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. The young man says, “I seek the greatest swordsman … …
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An Old Man Was Selling Watermelons.
An Old man was selling Watermelons. His Pricelist reads : 1 for $3 and 3 for 10$. A young man stops by and asked for One watermelon. “That would be … …
An Old Half Deaf Husband Is Watching TV.
An old half-deaf husband is watching TV with his wife. They are watching the DYI network on home repair. Every time the wife gets up he flips it to the … …
Fred Gets Home Late.
Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo,” Fred replied. “A tattoo?” she frowned. … …
A Teacher Was Testing The Children In Her Sunday.
A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. She asked them, “If I sold my house … …
Chuck Was A Teenager, And Still A Virgin.
Chuck was a teenager, and still a virgin. His dad didn’t want him to go to college without having slept with a woman, So on Chuck’s 18th birthday, he sends … …
An Elephant Wandering The Jungle Gets A Thorn.
An elephant wandering the jungle gets a thorn in its foot … Unable to extract the thorn itself, the elephant leans against a coconut tree, waiting for some other animal … …
The Elderly Drover At The Pearly Gates.
An elderly drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates asking to be let in. “Have you ever done anything of … …
The Grandchildren Decided To Send Grandma On A Cruise.
The children and grandchildren of an elderly woman decided to send grandma on a cruise. Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser. He looked at it … …
The Bull Is Scaring The Cows.
Little Johnny, a city boy, goes to visit his grandpa on the farm. On his first day there, he goes to his grandfather: “Oy, gramps, your bull is f*cking the … …