Tom Went Fishing This Morning.
Tom went fishing this morning, but after a short time, he ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a cottonmouth with a … …
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The Husband Returns After Several Hours Of Fishing.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat … …
An Old Lady Decides To Go On A Photo Safari.
A Wealthy Old Lady Decides To Go On A Photo Safari In Africa With her poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, … …
An Old Dog Starts Chasing Rabbits.
An old Dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having … …
Husband Tells The Wife.
Husband tells the wife that he is going for a 3-day church conference. Wife packs his bag, prepares breakfast for him and says, “Darling, let’s pray together before you … …
Johnny Passed His Driving Test.
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make … …
An Elderly Italian Man Living Alone.
An elderly Italian man living alone wanted to plant his small annual tomato plot but the ground was too hard and he couldn’t use a shovel any more. His … …
The Church Held A “Marriage Seminar”
The church held a “Marriage Seminar” and the Priest asked Luigi, as his 50th wedding anniversary approached, to share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same … …
A Bear Walks Into A Bar.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So what are ya having their big fella?” The bear says, “Give me a … beer.” The bartender says, “What’s … …
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar.
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” … …