A Vain Lion Thinking About The Other Animals.
A vain lion wanted to find out why the other animals were not as beautiful as he. First he asked a giraffe. The giraffe did not know. Next, the lion … …
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An Old Man Purchase A Hearing Aid.
Morris an old man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson. “That … …
An Old Man Entered A Church.
One Sunday morning an old man entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore shirt and pants … …
Johnny Was Brought To Court.
Johnny was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table … …
Little Johnny Was Practicing The Violin.
Little Johnny was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den: The family dog was lying in the den, and … …
Wife Calls A Husband.
H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you … …
A Little Old Lady Came Running Towards The Receptionist.
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. “Please … …
A Wise Old Gentleman Purchased A Modest Home.
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment: Then … …
A Little Old Lady Who Wanted A Parrot.
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for sale in the … …
L.Johnny Fell In Love.
Johnny fell In love, so he asked his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son. Who is she?” “It’s … …