An Elderly Couple Were At Home.
An elderly couple were at home at the wife called out “So, when are you going to the doctor” “I told you, I’ll go when I feel like going.” After … …
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An Old Man In Miami Calls Up His Son.
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what … …
Little Johnny Comes Home From School.
Little Johnny comes home from school and tells his father: -Dad, today I got 4 F’s at school Dad gets frustrated: -Why, what have you done, what subjects? Little Johnny: … …
A Guy Stuck His Head Into A Barbershop.
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked: “How long before I can get a haircut?”. The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said: “About … …
Little Johnny Went Away For The Weekend.
Little Johnny went away for the weekend to visit his grandfather who lived on a big property out in the country. While he was there he went into the rabbit … …
A Grandson Asked His Grandpa One Question.
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa thought for a minute … …
Two Boys Filled Up A Bucketful Of Nuts.
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and … …
Three-Boys Shared A Table With Old Lady.
After going through the line at a crowded mall cafeteria, The three rambunctious teenage boys found they were forced to share a table with a kindly looking old lady. One … …
Johnny Was Milking His Cow.
A small farm boy named Little Johnny was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came charging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, The Little Johnny … …
A Boy Decides To Learn The Language.
A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. – Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me money to go … …