An Old Man Is Alone.
An old man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful uniformed woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that, because she’s wearing … …
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A Millionaire Decides To Get Married.
An old, blue-blooded, millionaire decides that he wants to get married, but he wants to marry a virgin. One is not so easy to find in this day and age, … …
A Letter An 83-Year-Old Lady Wrote To Her Grandson.
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you. I went to a … …
Little Johnny And Susie Were About To Go Into His Apartment.
Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man … …
An Accountant Is In A Car Travelling.
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You re pretty good with … …
An Australian Ventriloquist Visiting New Zealand.
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun, … …
An Elderly Woman Wants Half A Head Of Lettuce.
An elderly woman wants half a head of lettuce at a grocery store, so she tells the young man at the checkout, “I would like to buy half a head … …
An 83-Year-Old Gentleman Retired To Florida.
Jimmy, an 83-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship again. One day, … …
Susie Asks Her Mummy.
Mummy.” Asks Susie. “Why do you always cut the ends off of the sausages before you put them in the pan?” “Oh, that’s just the way my mother always did … …
A Married Man Was Visiting His “Girlfriend”.
A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”, When she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome … …