A Penguin Is Driving Through The Desert.
A penguin is driving through the desert and his car starts to sputter and loose power. He just barely makes it to a mechanic, the car stalling out as he … …
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A Man Wants To Buy Live Mice To Feed His Python.
A man enters a pet shop. He wants to buy live mice to feed his python. The man saw the cage with a parrot and begins to examine it. At … …
An Old Texan Went To Chicago.
An old Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she … …
Three Old Men Are Talking About Bodily Functions.
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. One seventy-year-old man says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes … …
A Hillbilly Couple Want To Have Children.
A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn’t know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbor said … …
Johnny And His Sister Had Been Fighting A Lot.
Little Johnny and his 13-year-old sister had been fighting a lot. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old with a young adolescent. Johnny’s parents, trying to take advantage of … …
The Lion Wakes Up In The Jungle.
One Day the lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to an elephant and asks, “Have you seen my tool?” Elephant replies: … …
A Salesman’s Car Breaks Down.
A salesman’s car breaks down, So he asks a farmer to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees. In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up … …
Bud And Jim Were An Elderly Buddies.
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking elderly buddies who worked as aeroplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the … …
An Old Man And His Wife Lived Deep In The Hills.
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man … …