Kevin Adams

  An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I thought you said … …

  A lion goes into a restaurant He sits down and starts looking through the menu. After a while, the waiter comes over. “What would you like to drink, sir?” … …

  An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks … …

  A newlywed couple lies in bed, and the husband curiously asks his wife about the number of men she has been with. Despite his inquiry, the woman remains silent, … …

  Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little Johnny. “Why don’t … …

  Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes I’m going to … …

  One day, an old man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup. The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining the old man, he … …

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they … …

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?” “He thinks a lot, … …

After 150 days off flooding, Noah released all the animals from his ark and commanded then to go forth and multiply. After some time, he saw that the flocks and … …